Tuesday, 25 March 2014

In the Korean Kitchen: A morning in the Korean Food and Culture Academy

For a long time I have been talking about doing a Korean cooking class before I  pack up my bags and leave Korea. I love cooking in all its forms, and it would be a crime if I arrived back in the UK without being able to share some of my Korean favourites with my friends and family. So a few weekends ago I finally got a group of friends together and we spent the morning at the Korean Food and Culture Academy learning how to cook up some tasty Korean goodness.

On arrival, we were greeted by our lovely cooking teacher Ellie Hyewon Lee: a specialist in Korean and Western food, she has 10 years teaching experience and has worked on many Korean Dramas as a food stylist. Friendly and impressively knowledgeable, she showed us to our individual prep areas where all of our ingredients and equipment were carefully laid out waiting for us.


Our carefully laid out prep area.
First on the menu was seafood and green onion pancake (해물 파전), a tasty snack which is commonly eaten here in Korea, especially by groups of exhausted  hikers, who usually wash it down with a bowl or two of Korean rice wine (known in Korean as mak-geo-li, the stuff hangovers are made of).



Our pancake mix, ready to go!
Some enthusiastic mixing going on here!


The ingredients for our pancake were as follows:

Korean pancake mix, which Hyewon kindly informed us we could make ourselves by mixing regular flour, seasoning and a little corn starch.
Green onion
Chilli-peppers
Mixed seafood (usually from a frozen bag)
1 egg
Water (equal parts to the flour)

Method:
A little chopping, followed by a lot of mixing.

Putting our ready-to-go pancake mixture to one side, it was time to move onto the star of the show: Dak galbi (닭갈비), which is the Korean name for a mouth-watering,spicy stir-fried chicken dish. One of my all-time favourite Korean dishes, I will definitely be missing it when I go back home and was happy to find how easy and quick it was to make.

Our dak-galbi ingredients.

Ingredients:


Diced chicken (traditionally chicken ribs should be used, but Hyewon explained to us that nowadays the whole chicken can be used)

Onion
Sweet potato
cabbage
Green onion
Carrot
Instant ramyeon noodles (optional


After finely chopping all of the vegetables, it was time to make the spicy red sauce. This consisted of:
- 1 tbspn of Korean chilli paste (in Korean: go-chu-jang)
- hot  pepper flakes (it is this and not the hot pepper sauce that determined how spicy the dish will be)
-1 tablespoon of sugar syrup (can be substituted for regular sugar)
-2 tablespoons of soy sauce
- minced garlic
-sesame oil

After combining these ingredients and stirring the resulting sauce into our chicken and vegetables, we moved over to the gas range, where the magic would happen.


Dak Galbi sizzling away deliciously.


Left: seafood pajeon, sadly a few of us burnt ours because we were too busy talking to Hyewon, oops! Right: Dak galbi



Posing with our creations!


When both dishes were ready to eat, we made our way through to the dining room to enjoy the delicious Korean feast we had prepared with our own fair hands! In addition to the main dishes we had prepared,we were also were served a variety of Korean side-dishes (known as 'banchan', 반찬, in Korean) and rice as an accompaniment to our meal. 


Ready to tuck in!

Cooking the two dishes cost us 60,000KRW (about 30 quid, if my mum is reading, which I know she is).


However, as an added bonus for the additional fee of 5,000KRW (about 3 quid, mum) they let you get all glammed up in full traditional gear and strut around pretending you are Korean royalty, which I very much enjoyed. as my friends will tell you.


For a full price list and menu CLICK HERE



The picture of Korean sophistication.


This style of hanbok with the long front is the style befitting Korean Royalty. I think I play the role well ;)

Overall, it was a great morning, we  cooked some lovely dishes and learned some very interesting information about Korean Cuisine. Definitely a must-do for anybody living in Korea and interested in cooking. Some of my friends loved it so much they are even planning a second visit!

Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Gyeongju Part 3: A Modern Take on Traditional Lunar New Year and Yunnori

As you will know if you read my earlier posts (probably just my mum), in early February my friend and I decided to visit the historical city of Gyeong-ju to celebrate Lunar New Year  (설날). One of the highlights of this trip was joining in the celebrations with the guesthouse owners and other guests. 


On arriving back at our room after a exhausting day of being touristy, the Guesthouse lady asked us if we would like to join the NY party with the rest of the guests which would involve making Tteokguk (traditional Korean NY food of rice cake soup) and playing Yunnori (traditional Korean NY game) for the small fee of 5,000won (I think... it was a while ago and I might have made that up.)

Anyway, before I talk about that, first off I will try to explain the baffling concept of 'Korean age', and how it's different to how we as Westerners think about age:

1) Firstly, for some reason Korean's believe that when a child is born they are already 1 years old. So you are born and straight away you are 1. I don't know exactly why, because even if you counted the 9 months in the womb you still wouldn't be 1, but that's how it is.

2) Secondly, Korean people add 1 year to their age on New Year, not on their birthday. So everybody adds one year to their age on New Year.

3) Thirdly, whether they add 1 more year on Solar New Year (the NY that Westerners celebrate) or Lunar New Year (known as Chinese New Year to most), is up to them. 


The point of this story being that the reason that making and eating Tteokguk together is a tradition is that when Korean people eat the soup they believe they age one more year. So instead of asking 'How old are you?', it is a traditional custom to ask 'How many bowls of Tteokguk have you eaten?'.

Now you are probably wondering what Tteokguk is exactly. It consists of thinly sliced rice cakes in a delicious  broth made from beef, pork or seafood, seasoned with garlic, onions, seaweed and peppers and served with an egg.

I would like to tell you how to make it, however there was a very protective Korean lady hogging the kitchen (for the Expats reading this, you know what kind of character I mean!)  so I still have absolutely no idea, ha. On the upside, despite the fact that I'm not usually a fan of rice cakes, it was really tasty, not too heavy and not as spicy as other Korean foods. Thankfully, I didn't look or feel any older after it eating it though...


After washing down our Tteokguk with the obligatory soju and mekju (beer), the Korean guests all set to work making a home-made Yunnori board, that looked something like this:

Each team/player (depending on how many people are playing) has markers and places them on the starting position. 
Next they throw the 'yut' sticks, that look like this:
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If 3 sticks land flat side down, but 1 stick is flat side up it is called Do, and the player/team can move 1 space.

2 sticks flat side up is called Geh, and the player/team can move two spaces.

3 sticks with the flat side up is called Geol, and the player/team can move three spaces.

4 sticks with the flat side up is called Yut, and the player/team can move four spaces.

And finally, if 4 sticks are land with the flat side down, this is called Mo and they can move five spaces.


Additionally, if the player/team land on the corner spaces they can then take a shortcut across the board, the objective of the game being to be the first player/team with all of their markers crossing the finish line.

Now here comes the twist:
the Guesthouse owners had a much more exciting take on the game planned for us, and so they did what Koreans do best... turned it into a drinking game!

So in addition to the regular Yunnori board there was also spaces colored in red. If a player/team landed on these spaces they would have to pick a piece of paper out of a 'mystery bag' and do the forfeit on the paper.

Some of the forfeits included:
1) Singing a song
2) Down a drink in one
3) Drink a dirty pint made by the other team (think about some kind of beer, soju, soy sauce, kimchi, oyster sauce, coffee cocktail, yum!)
4) Let the other teams draw all over your face.
5) Take a group photo trying to look cute/ugly/sexy.
6) Write your name in the air with your bum... (weird... but hilarious)

But if you wanted to play you could make the forfeits anything you wanted, but the sillier the better in my opinion. The organisers made a point of separating the foreigners, so that we had to team up with the Korean guests. You would think would be a little awkward, but when you've shared a kimchi/soysauce/beer and soju cocktail together you can't help but be feel a bit closer!

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Gyeongju Part 2: Hiking Namsan

Hiking Namsan Mountain: What not to do!

On our second day in Gyeongju we set off courageously for our first solo hike. In theory we should have been able to catch the number 11 bus outside of the Express Bus Terminal... however, obviously it was nowhere to be seen (the first of many failures of the day). So to avoid getting lost we jumped into a taxi only to be confronted by a puzzled taxi driver wanting to know where exactly in Namsan we wanted to go (apparently Namsan is quite big. Who knew!). A very good question, which as the clueless waygooks that we are, we could not answer. After frantically trying to work out the map (all in Korean, which was helpful) we decided to head to Seoculji Pond which seemed to be the closest thing to the mountain. However, after stepping out of the taxi which promptly drove off into the distance, we realised that we were pretty much in the middle of nowhere with no means of getting back to the City but our own two feet. And so, lacking any other choice, we set off up the deserted hiking trail. 
Seoculli Pond. It's pretty but it's not worth the distance we traveled to come out and see it. Especially in contrast to the splendor of Anapji pond which we had visited the day before.

From the pond to Geumbong peak (the second highest) the distance was about 5km, so pretty short in comparison to other hikes. With this in mind I decided to fore-go the usual hiking essentials (backpack, proper hiking pants, etc) and went dressed in jeans and carrying a handbag -_-. This, of course, was not one of my brightest ideas as we soon discovered that although the trail wasn't very long, it was still very steep and physically demanding. That said trundling  along with my bag whacking me in the side and my jeans chaffing my thighs was worth it in terms of scenery and the fact that the trail was almost completely deserted (apart from two bemused men staring at my ridiculous attire). A refreshing change to the popular and over-crowded hiking trails which are usually to be found in Korea. Some of the things we saw along the hike were the 3 tier pagoda:





and this gorgeous viewing point which was a great place to take pictures.



After reaching the top we consulted the map which gave us the option of intermediate, advanced or professional trails to come down by. And so obviously with my handbag still battering against my leg with every step we opted for the intermediate trail... or so we thought. Twenty minutes into the decline, again completely deserted, we realised there was no possible way that an intermediate trail would be so steep and grueling (it was pretty much verticle).... we had accidentally taken the professional trail which was off-limits to your average hiker, especially those prancing around in jeans with a handbag dangling off their shoulder. Our worries were confirmed when we came across numerous signs proclaiming that the trail was too dangerous and prohibiting access. At this point we would have had to scale a rock face to get back up to where we started, so we had no choice but to wolf down a twix (our only source of sustenance) and press on like the warriors we are.  We completed the hike in about 5 hours, emerging onto the road as newly 'professional' hikers in dire need of a shower and a bottle of soju to ease the pain.

In conclusion, the morals of the story are:

1) If you're gunna go hiking you probably shouldn't take your handbag.
2) You should probably decide where you wanna go before you get in a taxi so you don't end up telling them to drive you into the middle of nowhere.
3) If in doubt about which trail to take follow the Koreans. They seem to know best (at least when it comes to hiking).


Alternatively, if you want to throw caution to the wind and fancy yourself as a bit of a daredevil you could do what we did and go there completely unprepared and uninformed. It worked out alright for us!

Sunday, 9 February 2014

Gyeongju Part 1: Anapji and Dreamer Guesthouse

Another long weekend, another item ticked off of my 'Korean Bucket List'. This time I decided to visit Gyeongju (경주) , the historical capital of Korea, for the weekend of Lunar New Year, or as the Korean's call it Seollal (설날). Gyeongju is one of Korea's most famous tourist spots due to it's historical significance as the first capital of the Korean Peninsula (kind of like the Korean version of York, for the English people reading this.)
Couldn't agree more Mario!


Transport and Budget Accommodation


As can be expected on busy national holidays, the buses for the first day of Seollal sold out quickly and I was forced to travel down to Gyeongju on the Wednesday evening. After a horrendous 7 hour journey (almost double what it usually takes) I finally arrived at the bus terminal at 2am, weary and aching for my bed. I was a bit worried that I wouldn't be able to get a taxi due to the lateness of the hour, however the bus terminal was bustling with taxi drivers waiting for customers. For people who have not pre-booked accommodation, the bus terminal is surrounded by dozens of Motels, all with the lights on (this means they have rooms available), so cheap rooms are easy to find (You can expect to pay from 40,000won for this kind of room). However, as I was travelling solo and on a budget, I opted for the jimjilbang (Korean Spa) option. The name of the jimjilbang I stayed in was 스카이스포렉스 (I just showed the name to the taxi driver). Having been to numerous jimjilbangs before, I can say that this one is nothing special, having only a few small bath tubs and a rather dated interior. However, the complimentary pj's and towels were clean (extra charge of 500won for a blanket), the room was clean and warm, and it is the closest jimjilbang to the bus terminal (only 5,000won in a taxi). So if you can stand to sleep on the floor for one night, with the sound of Korean ajummas snoring (and sometimes farting) to lull you to sleep, this is by far the cheapest and most economical option at only 8,000won per night.

Dreamer Guesthouse, Gyeongju

Thankfully the next day, my friend Lucy and I had pre-booked a bed in a lovely little guesthouse called 'Dreamer Guesthouse', which we found through Agoda.
On arriving at the Guesthouse we received a warm and friendly welcome from the receptionist, who showed us around the rooms, which were brightly and modernly decorated with many additional girly little touches. We opted to stay in the 8 bed female dorm. Each bed had the following features: curtains, personal reading lamp, bookshelf, slippers and the hugest, fluffiest blanket we have ever seen (We had serious blanket envy!). We particularly liked these features as they provided a level of privacy that we wouldn't usually expect in a shared dorm room. Definitely a step up from the wooden block that passes for a pillow at the jimjilbang. However, the winning feature for us was the foot spa and nail bar which the guests have free reign over. Not really a necessary feature, and I'm sure the boys won't be impressed by this at all, but we loved it and it added a little unexpected  touch of luxury to our stay.


Youth 10000000000000000 weeks Gyeongju Guesthouse - Hotel Interior
Foot spa at Dreamer Guesthouse
Youth 10000000000000000 weeks Gyeongju Guesthouse - Hotel Interior
Nail bar at Dreamer Guesthouse

 Follow the link for pictures of the gorgeous interior, and additional info on the types of rooms available:

Dreamer Guesthoust, Gyeongju. Agoda.

Breakfast at the Guesthouse was basic self service but the owners have tried to accommodate both Korean and Western guests, which I thought was very thoughtful of them. Korean style breakfast consisted of noodle soup, and Western style consisted of eggs, toast, jam, butter and filter or mix coffee. It was great value for money, and superior to most hostel breakfasts, however my only complaint (and a very small one at that) would be there was no milk for the filter coffee and no juice :(
An additional bonus is that the Guesthouse is conveniently situated close to both bus terminals which makes getting to all the sights extremely easy.

A bit of History: Korea's first ever Queen!

Gyeongju is packed full of historical sights and museums having once been the capital city of the Shilla Dynasty which rules two thirds of the Korean Peninsula from 57 BC to 935 AD. So if you enjoy geeking out as much as I do then there are plenty of historical bits and pieces for you to drool over.

 My all-time favourite fact of the trip being that during this period women were of surprisingly high status (something that would change drastically in Korea's later history) and Gyeongju is the proud home of Korea's first Queen: the almighty Queen Seondeok. Queen Seondeok not only survived  many male attempts to discredit her claim to the throne (due to her being a women, the shame.)  but also built many great temples, pagodas and buildings including Cheomseongdae,  the oldest surviving Star-gazing observatory in East Asia, and Korea's 31st national treasure.  In fact, her reign was SO successful that she improved the already high status of women in  Silla society, and  led the way for two more female regents after her death. And to think the Spice Girls thought they invented 'Girl Power'...


Cheomseongdae is the oldest surviving star-gazing observatory in East Asia.





Me posing awkwardly (as always) next to the observatory.
Queen Seondeok also has an extremely successful Korean drama based on her life. I'm not sure how historically correct it is, but if you love a good period-drama as much as I do, this might be up your street.


To read about it CLICK HERE

To watch it online CLICK HERE


Anapji Pond at Sunset
By far the most impressive of the sights in my opinion was the Anapji Pond. After our initial confusion due to the fact that it is referred to everywhere as 'Anapji', but the sign for some reason says something entirely different, we managed to time our arrival at the pond perfectly, just as the sun was going down. I'm sure that the pond is still beautiful by daylight, but by night it is absolutely stunning.



No caption necessary.






Proudly sporting my audio tour headset there! 8-)


Anapji pond was originally built as part of the Wolseung Fortress (which no longer stands) during the reign of King Munmu in 674BC. In true kingly style, Munmu ordered the pond to be built in the shape of the Korean peninsula so that he could feel like he was lording it over his whole kingdom at once (He was probably feeling a bit demasculinised after all those female monarchs, bless). In it's heyday the grounds were filled with exotic plants and rare animals and it could hold as many as 1000 people, including envoys and diplomats from all around the world, within it's walls. 
For the geeks among us, an audio tour head set is available in multiple languages for the small free of 1000 won. Although we felt very conspicuous wearing our nerdy headsets (we were the only ones, haha), it was worth it to hear in detail about the history and the various artifacts that were excavated from pond in the 1970's. Among the artifacts, my absolute favourite were the multi-sided drinking dice. The party guests would roll the dice to receive some kind of forfeit or dare. An Ancient Korean version of 'Ring of Fire' shall we say.
 It seems Korea has a long and on-going tradition of drinking games (my kind of country!), which is in keeping with my next blog post which will include a modern (and much more fun) twist on the Korean traditional board game of Yunnori. 
And that concludes this post.

For directions and more info about Anapji CLICK HERE

For a great blog about Anapji and other sights in Gyeongju CLICK HERE

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Geumsunsa Temple Stay: The Weekend I Decided to Become a Buddhist... until 2.30 on Sunday Afternoon When I had my First Wine.




Doing a Temple Stay has been on my 'Korea Bucket List' for a long while now, and I finally got around to ticking it off my list when I visited Seoul's Geumsunsa Temple last weekend. Although 4.30 am wake up calls, all vegetarian meals, and 108 bows of repentance for our many and various sins may not be everybody's cup of tea (literally, as there was a tea ceremony on Sunday morning), I loved it and would count it among my best and most interesting weekends in Korea.

On arrival at the temple we were greeted by our lovely English speaking guide Moon-yum, who showed us to our room and fitted us out with our very stylish Buddhist Monk style PJ's as modeled in the pictures above. I got lumbered with the men's ones on account of my lankiness, where as Lucy some got nice pink ones, worst luck.
After we settled in a bit we were given our initiation into the Buddhist world by being taught how to do the three bows: first bow for the Buddha, second bow for Buddha's teachings, and third bow for Buddha's legacy and all the teacher's who have passed down his teaching's throughout the generations.







 The cool thing about Buddhism is that there is no 'god' as such, but just a man who foundered the religion after observing and learning from the patterns and rules of nature. This is symbolized by the center Buddha statue, who is called 'Cosmic Buddha', in other words the Buddha of the Earth.





The Cosmic Buddha's hand gesture, the left hand wrapped around the right index finger, is supposed to symbolize how everything in the world is interconnected, although where I come from it symbolizes a very different type of connection...

Anyway, after easing us in gently with a guided tour and a vegetarian dinner, we started the climb of 108 steps up to the main temple to do our 108 bows of repentance. 108 is a special number in Buddhism as they believe this is how many feelings we have.  This number is reached by multiplying the senses (smell, touch, taste, hearing, sight, and consciousness) by whether they are painful, pleasant or neutral, and then again by whether these are internally generated or externally occurring, and yet again by past, present and future. 6 × 3 × 2 × 3 = 108. As we were walking up the steps Moon-yum explained to us we weren't doing the bows for the Buddha but for ourselves, to let go of all the bad feelings and thoughts we had and to empty our minds. I found the idea of a religion that focuses on looking after yourself and not focusing all your attention on some all-seeing, all-knowing idol pretty refreshing and interesting , that was until I heard the story of his birth...
So apparently 10 months after his mother dreamt that a white elephant with six tusks entered her right side, Siddhārtha Gautama (the first Buddha), was born through her right armpit -_-  Really? Her armpit? I think any other part of her anatomy would have been less ridiculous. But no, the founder of one of the most practiced religions in the world was born though an armpit. But as our guide reminded us, it is just a story after all, and no more ridiculous than Jesus feeding the 5000 with a few loaves and fish when you think about it. Not that that really helps...

After completing our bows, we joined the rest of the group for the evening chant and meditation. Two monks led the chant, which we were supposed to chant a-long to (I failed and just stood looking awkward and confused instead), but combined with the brilliantly decorated walls of the temple, the smell of burning incense and the dimly lit lanterns up above, the atmosphere was really quite surreal and beautiful. 





Standing before the start of the Evening Chant







Three types of meditation: walking meditation.
Sitting meditation.



Laying down meditation.
After the meditation we all headed off to our shared dorm room for a very early bedtime of 9.30pm. Our beds were made up of a mat, blanket and pillow on the floor but after all that bowing, chanting and meditation it wasn't difficult to fall asleep.

The next morning we woke up at 4.30am, which was surprisingly easy despite the lack of coffee in my system, and headed back to the main temple for the Morning Chant and a bit of yoga. One of the yoga activities was a 'move your body freely however you feel like moving it- just go as the music takes you- there's no wrong or right way' kind of thing. The monk leading the class was shaking her body all over the place and looked quite perplexed when, as I didn't feel like moving my body freely in front of a bunch of random Korean women,  I just shuffled awkwardly from one foot to the other, haha. 

After this embarrassing, but surprisingly enjoyable ordeal was over, it was time for the Ceremonial breakfast. As Buddhist's believe is saving resources, even our own energy, we were told to eat as 'cleanly' as possible so that the bowls were easy to clean. After swilling all of our dirty bowls with rice water to get rid of any food residue, we then had to drink the rice water with the bits of food in it. Some the Korean housewives found it quite disturbing, but it actually didn't really bother me at all. We then swilled the bowls out with clean water, which we were told were for the 'hungry ghost' whose throat is as thin as the eye of a needle (I'm afraid I think this story belongs along side the one about the arm-pit birth). So if anything even as small as a grain of rice is in the water, the monks have to drink all of it, to save the 'hungry ghost' from choking. 

We finished off a very enjoyable stay with a steady hike around the surrounding mountains, which was made even more lovely by the beautiful autumn scenery. Overall it was a great experience, which I would recommend to anybody providing they are willing to go there with an open mind, and step out of their comfort zone a bit. 








Tuesday, 20 August 2013

Kumusta Philippines: Part 2

One of the first things that struck me on arriving at the Philippines was just how overwhelmingly friendly everybody is.I wouldn't  say Korean people are unfriendly (although I have heard this said, including by Koreans themselves), but  I have said before they generally tend to be more reserved and shy about  certain things. One of these things being speaking to foreigners. So unless they know you, it's unlikely that they're gunna speak to/smile at you if you're passing in the street, or cross paths in the hallway. Even if you live in the same building, and see each other every single day but haven't been introduced to each other. A lesson I learned the first few times that I attempted to greet my elderly neighbours when crossing paths on the stairwell, and received a look of such stunned confusion that I can only assume I crossed some kind of weird Korean social boundary that I didn't know about. A feeling that  will probably be way too familiar to my fellow Korean expats. An exception to this rule is the few brave adjummas (the korean word for a stereotypical middle-aged, working class ladies who are stereotypically very loud and cankerous), who sometimes run over to me to tell me how pretty I am and how small my face is. A bizarre compliment, but one I have grown to appreciate none the less.

In stark contrast to this, the Filipino people will talk to pretty much anybody and everybody. Tricycle drivers, hostel owners, waiters, random people you meet in the street: everybody has some kind words to offer and by no stretch of the imagination could the Filipino people be generalised as being 'shy'.
 Never was this more apparent than on our last day in the Philippines, on which we visited Pristine Beach, Puerta Princessa.
 Posing for some snap shots in the sea, we suddenly became very conscious of 7 little pairs of eyes on us (the only foreigners on the beach)...
Quickly, we were surrounded by a group of the sweetest little Filipino kids, giggling and laughing, with a hundred questions for us on their lips. 

They were not impressed by my inability to jump at the same time as them, haha!

New little buddies!

The little boy in the yellow shirt to the left of the picture is Johneil :)

After a question and answer session that would rival the Spanish Inquisition (although  they may have been a tad more cute about it), one little boy called Johneil, asked me 'Do you like starfish?'. When I answered that I did, he sprinted off in the direction of the beach, and I just kept talking to the other kids thinking nothing of it. Ten minutes later he returns, grabs my hand and put a little dried starfish in it, then asks his brother to translate something.

'A remembrance of meeting us and the Philippines', his brother said. :'(

My prized starfish <3
As if this wasn't heart-breakingly sweet enough, their families then invited us over to share their celebratory feast. It was their baby son's Christening and in honour of the occasion they had roasted a whole roast pig (or Lechon), chicken feet Adobo (obviously, my favourite, me being partial to a bit of chicken foot and all :p), a never ending stream of wine and of course Filipino dark rum.
Sally, me and the rest of the family!
Full roast pig, or 'lechon' as the Filipino people call it.

 My friend Sally and I both agreed that our new friends had made us feel so welcome that we could have happily sat there and drank, talked and danced with them all day. But unfortunately we had a plane to catch :( So with a little too much wine in our bellies and sand still in our hair, we made the mad, last-minute dash for the airport.


Back to reality !

Sunday, 11 August 2013

Kumusta Philippines: Part 1



So after 16 months in Korea, I finally got the opportunity to explore a bit of Asia! Hello the Philippines!


First stop: Manila

So for the past year and a half I've lived in the very prim and proper society of South Korea. Not that Korean people don't have sex. Between the Love Motels, Hostess bars, and 'Coffee' Girls (prostitutes who deliver coffee to your door, because who doesn't want a blowjob with their latte?)  it seems that everybody's doing it (or at least the men are). But they're kind of Victorian about it, in the sense that, everybody's doing it... *hushed voice* but nobodies talking about it. 

Oh My God! She said the 'S' word!!

After a year of censoring everything I say and do so as not to offend the tender ears/minds of my Korean friends and coworkers, it seems that I have become quite the prude. Just call me Snow White.
Walking the streets of Manila to a chorus of men wolf-whistling, meowing (wtf?!) and shouting 'sexy lady' at us, I am surprised to say that I was actually a little bit shocked. God knows why, I've had MUCH worse said to me working behind a bar in Maltby, but this kind of stuff does not happen in Korea. I think I might have even felt a little blush coming on!
Later  our naivety was confirmed when we noticed a massage parlor next to our hostel:
'Do you think it's an actual massage parlor or it's a 'special' massage parlor?'
Hmmmm, well... any doubts about this were swiftly eliminated when walking past the massage parlor again later that night. Huddled on the steps outside were a gang of prostitutes:

'Hey girls! You're so sexy and so pretty!' they shouted at us.

Not sure if they were trying to recruit us (exciting new job opportunity) or get our custom but either way I'll take that compliment. Who knew prostitutes were so nice and friendly :p

We spent the rest of our evening drinking dirt cheap cocktails at the lively bars of Manila Bay.

 And finished off with yet more cocktails and a little sheesha at one of the street bars outside our hostel. Not a bad first evening ;)



Next Stop: Puerto Princessa